Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Pagan Christianity Questions


Prologue: I know I am going to get blasted for writing this. Well, probably not, because no one reads this blog. ☺ But I’m writing it because I think it’s important that people do their research, understand bias and generally proceed with caution when it comes to matters of faith. One other note: If you search the net you will find an absence of scholarly review on this book (including this one). No offense to those who have reviewed it.

In the introduction to the republished book Pagan Christianity, co-author (not really since this book was written several years ago by Viola himself) George Barna uses an amazing statement - “the biblical model of the church” pg. xxviii. My first question to Barna is what “biblical model of the church” is he referring to? Is there really a “biblical model of the church” explained in scripture or does scripture tell the story of many fledgling churches surviving, learning and attempting to define their faith in a first century world very different than our own? What we do know is that when we read scripture we read about several different New Testament churches and their practices varied according to geographic location, cultural and spiritual influence. An example would be the Lord’s Supper - see the differences in this tradition between gospels and epistles. What we also know is that each of these different churches were unhealthy in many ways and they were fighting heresy from both Jewish and pagan sources. See Paul's letters. So, it is quite difficult for us to point back to a "healthy biblical model of the church."

Barna also writes, “Does that mean we must go back to the Bible and do everything exactly as the disciples did between AD 30 and 60? No. Social and cultural shifts over the last two thousand years have made it impossible to imitate some of the lifestyle and religious efforts of the early church. For example, we use cell phones, drive in automobiles, and utilize central heat and air. The first-century Christians had none of these forms of human convenience. Therefore, adhering to the principles of the New Testament does not mean reenacting the events of the first-century church. If so, we would have to dress like all first-century believers did, in sandals and togas!” pg. xxix.

My next question is, who gets to choose which early church “principles” we observe and which ones we don’t? Barna & Viola? Let's be honest, they are promoting "one acceptable Biblical model for church." What about the disciples of A.D. 101? Were they already so far off base that they have nothing to say about worship, church structure, form or function? Some New Testament “books” are dated as late as the A.D. 90’s and some scholars argue for even later dates but Barna and Viola seem to indicate that most of what happens in the church after the first century is pagan. Hmm?

These are just a few of the many obvious questions and this is only the intro of the text.

Epilogue: I’m completely biased. I admit it. I can’t stand organized, hierarchical, clergy-laity splitting religion. I lived and worked in that for many years and was slandered for leaving my former denomination in pursuit of a different ministry. I was actually made to sign a document agreeing not to come on the church property b/c they were saying that my involvement in a different ministry in the same town fell under a “no compete” realm. I never signed a no compete clause when I was hired to do youth ministry. I didn't even know we were competing for people as if they are some commodity. Anyway, I'm sure I would have had a strong legal case against their actions if I had wanted to be as mean as they were. The point is - I know, first hand, how the corporate pagan model of the church can chew people up and spit them out. I get where these cats (Barna/Viola) are coming from.

Incidentally, after being "excommunicated" (so funny), I was having coffee with a friend, who is equally frustrated with what the “church” has become and he asked me how it was possible that I continued to do anything involving church. I said, “I haven’t lost faith in what God can and will do with his church. I still believe that Jesus can use his church to bring faith, hope and love into the lives of those who need it."

It’s funny, but there is a paper-thin distance between my thoughts and convictions about church and Barna/Viola and yet I find myself being highly critical of these guys. I think they have some good things to say, but I think that the book just came off as arrogant, pharisaical and fundamentalist to me. It’s clear that they are promoting house church as the only true "biblical model" for church and that just seems very narrow minded and divisive. That's it. That's my issue with the whole thing and the sad thing is that the good things they have to say in the book will be lost because they made this one huge mistake and by being so "fundamentalist" in their approach they are more akin to the '"fundamentalists" who are so angry with them than I imagine they care to be.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Mission Dog is Dead

I recently received this email: "Tengo una mala noticia envenenaron el perro y murio." The mission dog has been poisoned and he is dead!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Writing a Book

I've been wanting to write a book for a long time. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe if I put it out there today it will motivate me. It's going to be about the 6 different pastors I worked for over the years and my experience in the church. Can u believe it? It still boggles my mind today that in 15 years and 2 churches (I was a youth director) I worked for 6 different pastors. What an attrition rate.

I think this says something about the church and this is why I want to write this book. I think it says there is a problem with the system, the people and our view on leadership.

By the way, I'm hoping Barna will co-author it with me.

BBO (Beyond Bad Odor)


Oh, the genius of Seinfeld. I can't tell you how many times my life parallels an episode of Seinfeld. I've been going to this really cheap gym for several years now, but never have I experienced an odor that rivals the one I encountered today. There's this guy who has really bad BO (it's really BBO - beyond BO) and I've noticed it before but usually I am prepared for it and I am able to thwart this reeking tang with my stealth and cunning. However, today was not one of those prepared days for me.

Imagine a line of about 30 treadmills spanning almost the entire length of the gym. Now, imagine that at least half of those are unusable when this guy is there spraying his toxic scent. For several weeks he was jogging (j is silent) on the first treadmill, which meant that you could spot him as you entered the gym, hold your breath and rush through the fog of foulness to about the 18th treadmill where you can find a sanctuary of semi-breathable air.

But then something happened and he changed his m.o. (method of operation) and he moved to the 30th treadmill where he began to establish his new stronghold of stink. For a few weeks, I began to think, "This is okay. This is good. I can maintain." It meant that I couldn't make it down to treadmill #20 to watch ESPN on the strategically placed TV's but I could deal with that. Breathing is more important to me than Sports Center. After all, Oprah isn't that bad on TV #12. The only snafu came when I wanted to revel in the Patriots defeat on Monday after the Superbowl and the scrawny guy at the counter wouldn't let me change TV #12 to ESPN. But I got over that because I was far from the glands of death. Everything was fine.

Not so fast, though, because today my little work out world came crashing down. My bubble of breathing was burst when I walked into the gym and saw that stinkernaut was in the middle of treadmill row. I tried but there was no escape. The odor was too powerful for my weakened lungs and sensitive nose. The stench was beyond my strength and will to endure. I struggled for a long time, wondering what to do. I felt a tear come to my eye and I contemplated joining LA Fitness for quadruple the price. Should I turn this guy in? Do I tell the manager? What am I supposed to do? Seriously.

I had no choice - I couldn't work out. I had to leave. Thankfully and unlike Seinfeld the beast has not attached itself to me. I smell fine but I just can't risk it.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

It's a Tie!


Well, Super Tuesday is over and it's a tie between Obama and McCain. You may be asking, "How is this possible since they are in different political parties?" Well, on our very scientific poll here at Mission Dog Blog a record number of voters (2) voted. And the two readers of this blog are split right down the middle just like the rest of the country. This is amazing!

I will have to research in the Mission Dog Blog's bylaws to see how to break this tie. This should get real interesting.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Going to Church This Week?


I have a friend who quit “going to church” a while ago. It’s an interesting statement and I like it. It causes me to ask the question, “Do I or did I ever go to church?” I guess the answer in the early days could have been yes. But I came to the realization, a long time ago, that church is not a building, a house or a place. The church can and does happen anywhere. I think that church happens wherever two or three are gathered together in the name of Christ.

The church is really a state of being. Either, we are the church or we aren’t.

If you “go to church,” no matter what form it takes, you might be missing the point. Let’s be realistic. If I plan on meeting at a house or if I plan to meet in a giant auditorium to worship with some other believers, I have to “go” somewhere to get there, but that is not what I’m talking about.

It seems to me that whether you “go to church” or “are the church” it’s a matter of the heart. You could ask yourself, “What is my motivation? Is it to worship God, submit to the Lordship of Christ and participate in the encouragement of community or is it to be “fed” and “entertained?” If it’s the latter you might want to rethink what you are doing? If it’s the former have fun being the church.

*Remember, that in either situation described above you can fall into the trap of “going to church.”

**Bonus: As an added bonus to this amazing blog I have added a new picture of your friend and mine - the mission dog.